8% battery and still no charger wow fuck everything goodnight

“It’s weird how something so simple represents so much.”

when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

familydontendwithblood:

shotgunshutshiscakehole2:

What’s your favourite kiss?

#go be pleasant and australian and large somewhere else

#oh my chuck it’s like an australian jared padalecki

#jared and chris need to star in a movie together

pizzaforpresident:

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

the zombies….they’re…here….

jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source

When people leave the cinema before the end of the credits of a Marvel film. 

sleipnir-lokison:

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

Literally overbearing stress crashing down rn I fucking hate everything can I drop out of life

I swear if one more person asks me why my phone “says 15:37” one more time I will scream

Welcome to the club madi it’s good to have you

Wow having breakdowns at 1:30 is really fun I should do it more often :) :)))))

doctor-brown said: Shh Hana just remember summer is soon and your worries won’t last past tonight. 

No that’s wrong because I still have to write my exams and I’m probably going to fail my math exam and I have 2 days left to do my social studies project which I haven’t even started yet and I have to present it Wednesday which is the day that I leave for Toronto so I’m not going to be able to focus that day at all and wow I just hate everything right now I JUST NEED MY CHARGER

Someone help I don’t know where my bag is and it’s 1:30 in the morning and I have school and I need to charge my phone but my charger is in my bag but I DON’T KNOW WHERE MY BAG IS AND IM STRESSES OUT ABOUT SCHOOL AND IM CRYING UGH